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📬 Letter No. 8: Why I Aspire to Be a Sloth (And You Might Too)


🔥 A Reckoning Non-Advice Letter 💌

For anyone who’s ever felt too slow, too weird, or too behind to belong—this one’s for you. 🐌

Sloths aren’t lazy. They’re intentional. This post reclaims slowness as a form of quiet perseverance. 🦥💪

Through playful metaphors and personal storytelling, this letter explores how strength in stillness can be a radical act of self-trust. 🌱

You don’t need to catch up. You might find what you need by moving at your own pace.


💌 Dear Miss Reckoning,

I feel like I’m falling behind. Everyone else seems to be moving all the time, accomplishing things all the time.

How do I catch up?

Falling Behind


🪞 Dear Falling Behind,

If there’s one thing I’ve been waiting to do in my life,
it’s use a sloth reference in an answer to a letter. 🦥
🎉 Here is my moment. Now is my time.

I now give you my manifesto on why we should all aspire to be sloths. 📜
These are my entirely unscientific, wildly unproven thoughts about sloths.
Again, I’m making most of this up from hearsay. 🤷‍♀️


🦣 Did you know:
Sloths used to be as giant as elephants? 🐘
But somewhere along the line, they were like: nah, that’s exhausting. 😩
So now they’re small. 🦥

💡 Life lesson:
We don’t need to be bigger than life.
Sometimes the smaller path is wiser and more resilient. 🌱


🪑 Did you know:
Sloths spend their time almost 90% motionless? 😴
They are the boss of sitting with their own stillness. 👑🧘‍♀️

I’ve tried to sit with my own stillness.
It’s rough.
Like, super hard. 😬

💡 Life lesson:
There is power in stillness that most of us never know,
but we can find it if we start a few minutes at a time.

Sloths are rocking it. 🎸


💪 Did you know:
Sloths can hold themselves up with one arm? 🦥💪
Probably not.
Because sloths don’t brag about it. 😌
They just have quiet strength. 🤫

💡 Life lesson:
Just because I can doesn’t mean I should.

A life lesson I’ve been trying to trend (with zero readers and zero success 📉😅).


At the end of the day, sloths are loveable weirdos,
exactly what I am. 💖

One day my 8-year-old drew a picture of a “preppy girl” 🎀
(a term I didn’t even know was still around).
I asked her if I was preppy. 🤔

She said no.
Then she looked at me for a long time, 🔍
like she was trying to solve the mystery of ‘mom’.

I said: “I’m too weird to categorize, aren’t I?”
And she nodded her head, as though relieved she’d figured it out,
and said emphatically: “Yes.” 🙌

Then I silently celebrated because my life goal was complete. 🎯


Sloths move at their own pace. 🐢
They don’t try to impress anyone,
and they’re impressive for that very truth. 💫

With my back issues, I often move slow.
People? Can. not. handle. it. 😤

The annoyed looks. 😒
The rushing around me. 🏃‍♂️
The slamming doors in my face. 🚪💥

In general, society doesn’t like slow. ⏳

But I’ve learned to be:
🛤️ The little engine that could.
🐢 The tortoise.
🐌 The slug.

I just keep moving.
Slowly.
One foot in front of the other. 👣

Then I look around—everyone else? Rushing.
Yeah, they look really stressed. 😰
No thanks. 🙅‍♀️


So how do you catch up?
You don’t.
You slow down. 🧘‍♀️

At least, that is my absolutely not professional advice. 🩺🚫

Please don’t yell at me over my wrong sloth facts. 🫣
I did my best. 🫠

May we all channel sloths moving forward. 🦥✨

Scorched, signed, sent,
🔥🖊️💌

A mirror reflecting the stylized signature “Miss Reckoning” in white script on a robin egg blue background

-Miss Reckoning

As always, your unqualified, non-professional, non-advice friend

This post is for emotional reflection and storytelling purposes only. It is not professional advice.

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